God and the scientist
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and pray to Him that they were done with Him.
The scientist prays to God and says:
"God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, and we figured out a way to create life out of nothing. We can now do what You did in the beginning."
God listened very patiently and kindly replies, "Oh, is that so? Tell Me how..."
The scientist says, "Well, we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
God says, "Well, that's very interesting...show Me."
So the scienist bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man.
God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. Get your own dirt!"
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