Junkadelic Music, Kool Keith and Fat Beats are proud to present the “Total Orgasm” trilogy. This 3xCD collector box set includes the first three volumes of Kool Keith’s infamous sex rap mixtape series. 56 rare, exclusive and unreleased tracks produced by Kool Keith aka Number One Producer, co-produced, mixed, remixed and scratched by the one and only DJ Junkaz Lou (Kool Keith’s “Demolition Crash”, “Love & Danger” and “Tashan Dorrsett”).
Included is an exclusive “Total Orgasm” condom specially designed for you to enjoy those 3 hours of madness in all safety.
“Porno dialog samples, space age pimpin’, alien probin’, raunchy lyrics await. Another explicit adults-only affair as only Kool Keith Keith can deliver” (Egotrip)
“Brimming with moans and songs titles that’ll make your momma disappointed, Total Orgasm is definitely not intended for kiddie ears” (FRANK 151)
“If you’re a fan of spooky boom-bap and cryptic mumbling, you’re in the right place” (Fact Mag)
“The father of weird raps offers an eclectic array of songs that reintroduce the strange, eccentric rhymes lamented over boom-bap-esque beats with an occasional yell and screech in the background” (Hypetrack)
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Joseph Abajian (DJ Jab) founded Fat Beats in 1994 with nothing more than a shoestring budget and an earnest obsession with the music, the culture, and the brotherhood of New York’s burgeoning rap scene. What began as a simple vinyl shop in Manhattan’s Lower East Side quickly became an integral hub for artists, both aspiring and established, to convene and collaborate on new projects. Joseph’s timing couldn’t have been more impeccable. When the 90’s cultural zeitgeist – and, in turn, the music industry establishment – chose hip-hop as its new arbiter of cool.
International tourists and touring artists alike flocked to Fat Beats for rare vinyl, kindred spirits, and exclusive in-store performances from Jay Z, Eminem, Gang Starr, Outkast, Slum Village, Mos Def, and more. One thing was clear: the Fat Beats phenomenon could no longer be contained in a single basement shop.
In the late nineties, Abajian proceeded to open new stores in Amsterdam, Tokyo, Los Angeles, and Atlanta. He further expanded the company’s profile to include global distribution and record label branches. Distribution has since proven to be the company’s strongest and most enduring enterprise. Today Fat Beats Distribution stands poised as one of the country’s pre-eminent distributors of vinyl & specialty item records: a proud survivor in an industry now famous for its mortality rate. Despite market fluctuations, technology innovations, and stylistic revolutions, Fat Beats has remained steadfast in its commitment to the timeless vinyl format and to the loyal community who keeps it spinning.
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Fat Beats offers internship opportunities. You must be enrolled in college and reside in the Los Angeles area to be eligible for our programs. If you meet these requirements, please paste your cover letter below and we will contact you if there are open positions available.
We are currently offering an internship program that offers an educational experience in all facets of our distribution operation. The intern would have the ability to assist in each of the following departments:
- Enrollment in an accredited college/university that offers an internship program for academic credit - Knowledge and passion in independent music and culture; with a specific interest in the artists/releases that Fat Beats supports - Familiarity with Microsoft Office applications - Positive attitude - no task should be considered too small - Must be located in the greater Los Angeles area
Resumes/Cover Letters should be emailed to fatbeatsjobs@gmail.com
