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Wharp & Rom - Radical American Hippy Kraut (LP)

$19.99
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"We designed Radical American Hippy Kraut to meet the semi-necrotic but self-assured geriatric ambling last dance of patriarchy, monoculture, and the society of the unbound prioritized self. From a coffee shop-bar-workshare-space identical to many others came the elemental code to the disruptor class’ ribbons of co-cultivating career gossamer light, and we’ve harvested this code to design instructions for developing higher pathways for the exchange of compassion and psyber-spiritual healing. The block chain prosperity silicon contagion continues to spread as the Earth is cannibalized by its children, who under duress of the elephanthead patriarchy succumb to the compulsion to auto-post and life stream until we’re reduced to piles of calcium dust atop shattered Lucite frames—but Wharp and Rom’s thundering motor drums rattle on in radical contrast! The group-self think grand optimization singularity is upon us, and thus we devote ourselves to dyspiritual para-American affective labor towards sculpting the counter-hymn of righteous joy and ecstatic hope against the unending statist drone of the convenience supremacist untopia." - Wharp & Rom

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